curiouser and curiouser

my garageband clip salads continue along a strange trejectory.

but you’d never know that from the title, which happens to be “corn show.”

corn show

A weekly digest

I’m hopeful that my stepped up freelance duties at Tonic won’t completely quash my independent musings here, although, one week into the expanded twice-a-day mode, in place of my previous twice-a-month role, I discern the possibility.

Anyhow, I am pleased with the new role, hope that I am doing and will do justice to it all, and look forward to moving (with luck quickly) through the adjustment phase into comfort zone. With that, here are synopsis links to my first batch of articles.

Leave it to rocket scientists to crank the concept of crash test dummy up a few notches.

While it may have required the advent of humankind to bring The Three Stooges into being, laughter may have been the best medicine long before it was fashionable to be bipedal.

For the serious winemaker, a description of finished product reading “notes of black currant and apricot, a grassy nose, and a hint of ladybug taint“ would ideally be avoided.

It turns out that processed junk foods aren’t just bad for human health. Quoth the raven: You done eating that?

At the bottom of the world lies a time capsule of pre-human conditions on planet Earth. We’re inching ever closer to being able to access this trove, but a cautious approach is required.

A hybrid version of the American chestnut tree may reclaim the prominence it had long held in eastern forests that ran from the southeast states northward into New England and bring key environmental benefits.

A novel design approach frees the offshore wind turbine from the seabed and allows for capturing the resource where the turbines are out of the way and where the winds are stronger too. Could this innovation blow things wide open in offshore wind farming?

Singing for sex is not just for rock stars. The females of a water strider species is found to retract a protective shield and permit mating only after the male cranks the tunes for her.

the sonic as tonic

My introduction to, and strongest association with Fortean Times magazine goes back a dozen years: an advertisement in the back pages for a bumper sticker that read, in uber tripped-out, wavy letters: “hey glue sniffer, look at my tentacles” remains a hallmark moment in Things I Find Funny.

Reacquainted only recently with them through their online edition, a news headline caught my eye and / but linked me over to MSNBC, a decidedly non fortean site in my estimation.

No matter. This is an exceptionally cool article that explores the physiological, and more particularly the therapeutic responses to listening to music.

Doctors are increasingly studying — and employing — the physiological dance music does with the body’s neurons and blood-carrying cells.“We’re in the infancy,” said Dr. Ali Rezai, director of the Center for Neurological Restoration at Ohio’s Cleveland Clinic. During a surgery called deep brain stimulation — performed while patients with Parkinson’s disease are awake — Rezai and his team play classical compositions and measure the brain’s response to those notes. “We know music can calm, influence creativity, can energize. That’s great. But music’s role in recovering from disease is being ever more appreciated.”

I love this story on multiple levels.

Not the least of these is that, to my mind anyway, we’re witness here to serious work, in traditional science, that pulls undeniably in a direction toward the spirit.

another sonic hairball

just one more nugget of sound file cut and paste silliness. then it’s onto real work.

grin and tonic

I’m rarin’ to go. Just begging that light to turn green. I can barely stand it. My teeth are vibrating.

At some point, very soon, just a few more days beyond the already (and totally understandably) twice-pushed-back start date, mid-week we’re told, my freelance writing assignment at Tonic News will instantaneously bloat-o-morph from twice a month to twice a day. Shorter, punchier pieces on the science beat.

A significant-feeling step along the path.

Lemme at it.

when life on earth turns strange and cool

To my delight, I found this morning among the recommended diaries on Daily Kos an entry discussing recent and surprising findings of some very unusual and unexpected Great Lakes aquatic microenvironments. Given that the site is primarily given to unapologetically partisan political matters, I always am pleased when environmental matters grow legs there.

Anyhow, scientists are learning more about these fairly large sinkholes on the floor of Lake Huron; the extremely dense, mineral-rich, highly-electrically-conductive water that settles into these features would normally be thought hostile to life, but as we have seen in other such seemingly hostile environments–marine and terrestrial alike–life itself as an irrepressible force manages to find a way.

From a pair of articles linked in the DK diary:

Chicago Tribune:

The sinkholes are formed by salty groundwater seeping into the lake and dissolving the ancient underlying seabed, said Bopaiah A. Biddanda of Grand Valley State University’s Annis Water Resources Institute. They are similar to deep sea vents on ocean bottoms.

The sinkholes Biddanda found are offshore of Alpena in about 65 feet of water. He co-wrote an article about them in the current edition of Eos, the journal of the American Geophysical Union.

The sinkholes are home to “bizarre” ecosystems dominated by brilliant purple mats of cyanobacteria, or blue-green algae – cousins of microbes found on the bottom of permanently ice-covered lakes in Antarctica according to the journal article.

and from Grand Valley State University’s Annis Water Resources Institute (go check the video clips, too):

Karst sinkholes discharging groundwater onto the Lake Huron floor through Paleozoic bedrock have created unique habitats characterized by steep environmental gradients and conspicuous benthic microbial mats and organic-rich sediments. These ecosystems feature high microbial biomass and intense activity – biogeochemical hot spots.

All the more astonishing, to me anyway, is that within the framework of geologic time, surface water features (rivers, lakes) are fleeting. The Great Lakes are only about 15,000 years old–the blink of an eye in comparison to the 4-plus billion. The capacity for critters to adapt to and capitalize upon conditions that deviate so wildly from normal is truly something to behold.

and now for something completely different

acclimating to the new toy.

could have sworn that i had a mic preamp kicking around here, but it’s no where to be found, and until it turns up (or i replace it), i’m unable to record horns or bass or voice direct. oh well. monkeying around with loops today has been highly amusing.

wee hours update. one more.

hive got a healthy buzz

I thought that two current nuggets of happy bee news were worthy of discussion, and so they formed the basis for my most recent contribution to Tonic News.

With the movement to eat more fresh and locally grown foods taking root over recent years within a culture where industrial food production still remains dominant, it felt like a punch to the gut when in late 2006, news reports began trickling, and then streaming in, with tales of the disappearance of bees, of colonies that became decimated or which altogether disappeared. The phenomenon has been simultaneously observed in multiple locations around the world, and the cause for the disappearances has been as baffling as the potential ramifications are dire. The importance of pollinators to the viability and productivity of a stunning variety of crops upon which we depend cannot be understated.

With this as a backdrop, it seemed worthy to note fresh research out of Spain, whose findings are published in the journal Environmental Microbiology Reports, which reports that scientists have targeted a specific parasite detected in local bee populations that have demonstrated what is referred to as colony collapse disorder.

I actually muffed a technical detail in my submission–original should have included a link to the actual article that alerted me to the very encouraging study that suggests strongly at a potential collapse disorder cause and cure. That article may be found here.

Scientific consensus is not yet locked in, and our winged pollinator friends are not yet out of the woods, but I was delighted to learn both of the optimistic field research findings, as well as of the organized volunteer efforts designed to generate current baseline data on local bee population status.

untitled / baseball twaddle

Damn. You know what? Good on you, Joe. I love this story.

If Joe Torre hadn’t been low-balled by the Yankees, he might have spent the weekend watching up close as balls flew out of the new Yankee Stadium seemingly every time someone swung a bat. Instead, he was at Dodger Stadium watching them sail out of what is normally a pitcher’s paradise.

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But he does crack an occasional smile in the dugout. And he appears to be having fun with his players, something that seemed impossible in later years in New York.

Winning by big margins, of course, helps.

I do, I love this story, and my appreciation is layered.

A large part of it is, of course, deriving the schadenfreudic jolt any Red Sox fan would at the sight of someone getting a last laugh and twist of the knife at the expense of the Steinbrenner hydra.

And a large part of it–the better part–comes from being a fan of the game first.

Joe Torre’s one of many great–and, damn it!–likable people that have passed through the Yankees organization. I hold Girardi in high regard, too, as a matter of fact.

Torre certainly figured prominently in presenting a worthy rival for Sox fans. I wish him the very best with the Dodgers (and speaking of storied rivalries, am I ever gonna hear it now from the Giants fans in my life, hoo boy).

And I wish him extra luck with harnessing the energy of that toxic-genius-space-shot Manny Ramirez

(when she was good she was very very good, and when she was bad she was horrid).

tee hee hee bagging

I should have left it alone and let it pass quietly, but insofar as I lack capacity to help myself, I did “go there” in my most recent Tonic News contribution.

Up until the middle part of this past week, there certainly was plenty of talk around tea and teabags. Even after I had passed the point of annoyance with it all, my inner sophomoric galoot remained at least mildly amused.

News flash: people don’t like paying taxes. Whoa, Nelly. Stop the presses.

I could not help but react with a combination chuckle-snort during the Wednesday April 15th broadcast of the “Rachel Maddow Show,” during which she observed that the lion’s share of the Tax Day tea protests appeared to have taken place in public parks; and that the public safety of the participants in same appeared to have been facilitated by police and EMTs. It’s a fair guess that such facilities and services were not paid for by private, out-of-pocket donations.

Nobody gets all stemmy and bits-atingle at paying taxes. But I felt it worth noting the pisser panoply of energy and environmental initiatives that were woven into the stim package. It’s good stuff. And it’s about friggin’ time.